A Man of Letters

Sunday, January 02, 2005

RESOLUTIONS:

1) Learn to Box:

It's about friggin' time, considering how often I get socked in the eye for no reason.

2) Win the Derby:

This year we were the fastest 2-man team on the hill. Next year's Shark will be a killing machine.

3) Immigrants love me! Keep that up:

I am beloved by all the peoples of the world, which is nice. Just to clarify, these are refugee kids I was working with for my Master's Thesis Workshop last spring - not Neverland Ranch. Speaking of the Master's program, I'm officially done, which leads me to my next resolution...

4) Find a freakin' Job:

Although it holds a certain rakish charm, and I've discovered that I'm pretty good at it, being a deadbeat is no way to live.

- posted by Aaron @ 1:28 PM

Comments:

You should probably correct/clarify a few points here:
1. EVERY time you get socked in the eye it's for a perfectly good reason.
2. Immigrants love you because they don't know you yet and don't speak English.
Just thought your readers (if any) should know.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:47 AM

Very good points anonymous. Thanks for clarifying.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:41 PM

You are hot with a black eye. Also, I want to come cheer you on this year for the derby. can I sleep on your floor? and lastly, GET A JOB, HOBO!

# posted by

The Daily Gus : 1:03 PM