WEEKEND SHENANIGANS:

While I didn't manage to arm-wrestle any pregnant women this weekend, I did challenge a dude who barely spoke English to a game of pool. I was trying to win his awesome airbrushed Jesus-on-the-Cross sweatshirt. It said "Our Lord" across the back, and Jesus was all bloody.

Once I got my point across he politely refused. At least that's a rough translation of "Chinga tu madre" I think.

Later, a Somali cab driver yelled at me.

"You know nothing white man! You are the one who owns the slaves!"

What?
- posted by Aaron @ 2:50 PM