A Man of Letters
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
 
PORN SPAM HAIKUS:

As inspired by Hotmail

The wind through the trees
says, "Hammer her cum catcher."
Where is my tool belt?

Grab the ice cream scoop.
Strech her cherry pie apart.
I like a la mode.

Pound on her snake pit
would be a good album name
for Guns and Roses.

The tides ebb. I watch
these bitches toil for money.
Got change for a ten?

Surgery needed?
No. Strech her fancy apart.
Visa accepted

- posted by Aaron @ 12:31 PM
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