JAILBREAK:

Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang I'm breakin' out and headin' home

"Hell Yeah!" he yells, jumping of the 19 bus. He pumps his fist in the air, and turns to me, "dude this is the greatest day of my life, I don't even care if I'm sleeping under the Sellwood Bridge tonight."

"Um, ok. Good for you," I tell him.

He turns to walk across the street, and narrowly misses getting hit by a car. "You can't hurt me!" he yells, "I just got outta jail!"

He strides off into the dusk, mullet flowing proudly.
- posted by Aaron @ 10:07 AM