SHORT-TIMER'S SYNDROME

Memorandum

TO: The loud girl in the front cubicle

FROM: The guy back near the file cabinets

RE: Phone etiquette

FUCK! For the love of all that is holy, if I have to listen to you cooing "Maaaarvelousss!" into that fucking phone one more time I am going to start stabbing people in the neck with sharpened pencils.
- posted by Aaron @ 11:04 AM