PRODUCT REVIEW:

Coffee Master's Perfect Potful (tm) Gourmet Coffee gift pack (stolen from a gift basket at work)

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100% COLUMBIAN:

Mediocre, good caffeination factor, drinkable.

VERDICT: B-
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CINN-FUL NUT:

Gag-inducing, high snicker-factor, utterly undrinkable

VERDICT: D
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HAZELNUT:

OK, not horrible, wait...it's effing decaffeinated! Automatic fail.

VERDICT: F-
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VANILLA NUT CREAM:

Gahhh! horrible, the smell clung to my clothes, and the carpet for a week. the next five pots of regular coffee tasted like it, truly the Devil's spawn. Good name though.

VERDICT: C (grade increased due to comedic product name)
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WHITE RUSSIAN:

Not bad, drinkable, high caffeine factor, makes me want to drive to Vegas.

VERDICT: (we have a winner) A
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- posted by Aaron @ 10:00 AM