MISSION MUTHAFUGGIN' ACCOMPLISHED:

So, I got a new job. I am now officially a "Community Service Aide" for the Portsmouth neighborhood in North Portland. It pays dick, but sounds cool. Check this out:

"Hey ladies, I can tell you've been fantasizing about Aides"

I swear to God, it's going to be hot and cold running chicks at my house from now on.

Wait...that didn't come out right at all.

- posted by Aaron @ 12:12 PM