AS HEARD ON THE BUS:

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

Girl in Ankle-length Mink: So, what do you think about pterodactyls?

Soul Patch Guy: Awww I dunno baby, I'm not really into dinosaurs.

Girl in Ankle-length Mink: You're not into dinosaurs?! What the fuck is your problem!?

Soul Patch Guy: Wait...what?

Girl in Ankle-length Mink: I can't fucking stand you, you loser. Look at you with all your...loserness. Fuck you.

At the next stop she left in a gust of hatred and wet mink. Her former boyfriend just sat there and stewed in his own loserness.
- posted by Aaron @ 10:31 AM