ENCOUNTERS WITH METH-HEADS:

AT LEAST HE'S GOT A PAL

A piece of advice for the strung-out guy arguing with a six-foot tall potted palm tree he was carrying around:

The palm tree would probably get your point a little more clearly if you weren't insulting it so loudly.

I'M NOT SURE WE ARE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER

To the strung-out girl who got kicked out of the Basement Pub last night:

I'm glad you enjoy horking crystal meth (as you explained in detail). I'm also glad that you learned the word "Agua" from Sesame Street. I just don't think it's going to work out between us, despite your insistence that I "fit really well inside your vibrations."
- posted by Aaron @ 4:39 PM